Thursday, February 26, 2015

A midnight visit with vampire author Adrienne Monson

Adrienne Monson
It’s been two years since Adrienne Monson first arrived at the Blog Mansion in the middle of the night to talk books and vampires.

This time I was very careful to specify that she arrive at 3:00 in the afternoon. I was therefore surprised when at 2:00 am, I woke up to see her silhouetted against my window.

Johnny: Ahhhhhh!

Adrienne: Chill Johnny, it’s just me.

J: Adrienne? What the hell?

A: You said three o’clock.

J: p.m.

A: Oh, I didn’t change my watch from Tokyo time.

J: Yes, I guess that could happen. It is pretty dark. Turn on a light.

A: You don’t use those full spectrum sunlight bulbs do you?

J: No. Too expensive.

A: Okay, go ahead.

J: You look pale.

A: I haven’t eaten today.

J: You want some, uh… you know what? Never mind. I’ve known you for two years now, following your progress with Dissension the first book of the Blood Inheritance Series. Just for the record, how’s that been received?

A: Really good -- better than I expected. I guess people actually like my work!

J: You’re my hero as far as signings go. I need to up my game. Are signings the best part of marketing or is it hanging out in the green room with me?

A: Hanging with you in the green room just happens to be an awesome perk. My best marketing has been online, but you know how much I love book signings. It's just so much fun to talk to people in person. (And, up your game? Really Mr. I-Sell-Out-Every-Time?)

J: I don’t mean to pry, but like I said we’ve been shadowing each other across Comic Cons and Symposiums for years and you have become known as something of a vampire expert. Even MSN.com lists you as an expert. Now, uhm… not to delve too deeply into your personal affairs but how has this happened?


A: Wouldn't you like to know... ;) Let's just say a lot of studying and interesting life experiences has been my certification to expert status.

J: Please put the cat down.

A: I told you I didn't eat yet. You shouldn't have perfectly good food wandering around where I can get it.

J: Yeah, what was I thinking? Okay. Defiance, Book Two in Blood Inheritance Series is about to launch. Wait. Is this a series or a trilogy?

A: Trilogy. Which means I already know what happens in the end. Haha, readers.

J: Okay, so tell us about Defiance. Where are Leisha and Samantha headed?

A: They're going to have some character development growing pains in Defiance. But don't worry, there's still plenty of action.

J: Did it take you two years to write Defiance?

A: Just a year. Then a few months of edits with my spectacular editor.

J: You said before you don’t write to outline. Is that still the case?

A: Yep. Discovery the whole first draft. But it makes the story surprise me as I write, which hopefully transfers to the readers' enjoyment.

J: How’s Book Three coming?

A: My editor has it now. Once I get his notes, we'll get it perfected and hopefully released next year. (No official launch date from my publisher yet)

J: You’re an exciting, beautiful talented writer and friend, but please don’t stand in front o the mirror. It’s freakin’ me out.

A: Really? I don't see anything."

J: Right.

A: Oh. Yeah. Most people think it's pretty funny when I do that.

J: Here kitty-kitty.... This Saturday you’re launching Defiance. Two questions: Where and when and do you have enough sunscreen?

A: The launch will be at 2:00 pm, Utah Time, at the Sugarhouse Barnes & Noble. And as for the other thing, I've been around for a while, Johnny. I know how to work it all out.

J: And where on the internets can peoples find you?
WEB PAGE
TWITTER
AMAZON
FACEBOOK

J: And how can people register to win a free copy of Defiance?

A: Right here:

a Rafflecopter giveaway

J: Well we should probably end it here. I can tell you’re really hungry and probably want to flash out and get someone, I mean something, to eat.

A: You know me so well, Johnny. Any recommendations where I should go for dinner?

J: I have a list of people. Just pull a few names out of that rejection pile over there. Bon Appétit!



Thursday, February 19, 2015

Fan-X 2015 Photo Album

I’m a little late on this, but I thought I share with you some pics from this year’s Salt Lake Comic Con Fan-X.

I had a GREAT time!

I got a table in the Vendor’s Area but didn’t know about it the first day so I had to hustle and bring something to sell the next day. This gave me a home base to connect with fans and people watch. I sold a few books. Talked Danish to people and drank too much coffee. That’s a lie. There’s no such thing as too much coffee.

I had three panels, one a day, which gave me ample time to hang out with my buds make new friends, stalk stars and celebrities and absorb all the excitement and pageantry which is a Comic Con.

If you’ve never been you have to go. They’re amazing. I connected with so many people. I am a fan and now I even have a few fans of my own. These things are part family reunion, part Mardi-Gras, part university and all fun. Hats off the people behind this annual geek fest. You’ll see me there again in September for Comic Con and the next Fan-X, and the ones after that!

Enjoy a few snaps I took.

I love other things too, just so you know.

Hell yeah, I'm a rebel.

One of my favorites. Terrifying.

Yeah, I met God. She's pretty cool.

Enthusiasm!

Glad somebody was looking

Felicia Day is SOOOO cool.

Adorable!

Cooooorral!

The Trolls almost squished us!

Fans!
Intimidating audience for one of my panels.

Cosplay so good it hurts.
Thermians!
Jinx!

Steam Candy

Thursday, February 12, 2015

THE BRAND DEMAND - Cover Reveal

Galen Reed is more than just a political activist. He is a guerrilla fighter waging war against corruption with wit, guile and embarrassing facts. Galen is a blackmailer – a careful and successful one. But when he moves too fast to pin a philandering son-in-law of a political hack, things turn bad and Galen’s whole crew is exposed. With short time, high pressure and unlikely allies, Galen must solve the mystery of Brand’s greater crimes to save himself, his friends and more than he imagined.





A politically motivated mystery in the footsteps of Edward Abbey's The Monkey Wrench GangThe Brand Demand follows a group of political activists who strike at the system with cunning and guile and get rich doing it.

Galen takes most the risks and so most the money, but when things go awry and it's his ass is in a sling, he quickly learns that politics are no substitute for wits.

Galen has to come to grips with his own boundaries of action and love while running for his life in Southern Utah. He has to stay under the radar, dodging skinheads and corporate moguls, LDS Romance writers, cheating husbands and of course and always, the authorities.


Coming April 6, 2015 from Cherokee McGhee



Thursday, February 5, 2015

Creating Symbolism in a Few Lines

If you’re a student of semiotics and deconstruction as I am, you know we live in a symbolic universe. Everything we sense is but a beginning in a long chain of referential connections. 

"CAT" is just a collection of lines, straight and curved, but to an English Reader, it’s a connection to an idea, a thing, a personal experience. A beloved pet. 

Writers naturally unavoidably draw upon a chain of connections with every letter and syllable and word they write. The trick is to focus the connections toward a single endpoint of meaning.

In long form fiction an author has a lot of leeway to subtly lay down trails of suggestive meanings, breadcrumbs toward a thematic end. Which when pieced together offer a complex and undeniable idea.

In short form fiction, economy takes the place of ornamentation, speed for endurance. References are more noticeable since proportionally, they take up more space in a short fiction.

In my story A THOUSAND SECRET DOORS, part of the new SECRETS & DOORS short story anthology, I gave myself only 3,400 words to pose a mystery that an observant reader can answer before the end, while creating a positive portal for imagination and existence.

My symbolic referential connections are placed in the house of a lost Uncle who has bequeathed to his nephew “a thousand secret doors.” Knick-knacks are clues, doors to memories – shared and secret. A man’s life is explored and explained in the halls of his empty house by his surviving family. The overarching mystery of inherited secrets plays out under the shadow of a passage through the ultimate secret door - death.

The reader may not associate with each specific symbol but the culmination and accumulation of them all, when set up to the Uncle’s life and the survivor’s ultimate understanding, shines light upon his existence and unites us all in the spaces behind a thousand secret doors.

__________

SECRETS & DOORS
The Secret Door Society

Open the door and unlock the secrets in eleven short stories from The Secret Door Society, an organization of fantasy and science fiction authors dedicated to charitable work. All proceeds from this anthology benefit the Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation in their quest to cure Type One Diabetes (T1D).

In these pages you’ll discover a modern woman trapped in an old fashioned dreamscape, a futuristic temp worker who fights against her programming, a beautiful vampire’s secret mission disrupted by betrayal, a sorcerer’s epic battle against a water dragon, the source of magical mirrors—and more. There are tales for every science fiction and fantasy taste, including new works from award-winning authors Johnny Worthen, Lehua Parker, Christine Haggerty, and Adrienne Monson

Join us in the fight against T1D as you peek into a world of magical and mysterious doorways—if you dare.



Thursday, January 29, 2015

Maggie Moon, Self-Torture for Dummies

Today at the Blog Mansion we have Maggie Moon, witch, lover, poet, and author of the upcoming poetry collection: Self-Torture for Dummies.

Johnny: So, did you cheat use potions, spells and whatnot to get love?

Maggie: *flutters eyelashes* I might have done something like that, thanks, Johnny. But it wasn't cheating y'know. I didn't ask for someone specific to come along. I don't believe in the psychic rape that seems to be the theme of most love spells out there.  

I've got a good relationship with the Universe, put it like that. Ways of asking nicely, know what I mean? Well. telling.  Nicely. The Universe knows I'm bossy.  But I'm nice. 

J: I’m not judging. I’m just curious. Witches have a reputation you know.

M: Well yeah. Maybe it's an unearned rep though. Magick's out there. People use it. They borrow it from the internet, but ultimately the intention is theirs.  They mostly don't call themselves witch. I think of them as emergent hazards. Or crazy people. 

If you're calling yourself witch, it's not just about following some ritual in Greek that you know works because 251 people on the internet said it did. It's more living the role and being responsible with it. Owning the responsibilities as well as the repercussions. Any dummy can carry out a spell, but figuring out if you should is a whole new ballgame. 

Sorry. *Twizzles a crooked, hairy spider's leg between fingers* The whole ethics thing is a major bugbear of mine. 

J: Hand me those newt-eyes from the upper shelf. No, there. Next to the frog breath.

M: Ooh look. I … is … is that actual dragon's blood? I'm a vegetarian. Is there a genuine alternative for that? I've always wondered. Never saw the real stuff before, and you can never be sure what you're getting in those 'herbal' mixes.

J: Don't worry. All my ingredients are Certified Demonic®. Whoa. Where did you study the occult? Hogwarts? Stir counter clockwise and don’t make eye contact with the vipers.

M: This isn’t how Magick works.

J: Yeah I know, but the fans expect something like this. 

M: What are we brewing exactly?

J: It’s either an elixir of immortality, a deadly poison or a curry. I’m not sure.

M: I'm tempted to think it might be a poison, given the attitude of the adders.

J: The what?

M: *sings* you call them vipers, and I call them adders, you say tomaytoes, and I say tomartoes ….  Anyway, what do you need a poison for? Alchemy's great, but it isn't quite magick, is it?

J: If your will is to do Alchemy it's magick. Speaking of magick, what is it to you?

M: You know, I'm still figuring out how it works, real slowly. 

From what I can tell, in 'real' terms, the words you say, the meaning you ascribe to your actions, and the intention that colours it all sends some kind of energetic pulse that pulls the strings that hold everything together. Those strings reorder things. There's always a knock-on effect, so it's important for the practitioner to think beyond the obvious results before deciding to do something magickal. It ripples.

In 'why it works' terms, it's something to do with quantum physics. It's because at a deeper-than-molecular level, we're all connected to everything, a bit like a woven mat. But there are no certainties. Nothing's set in stone; it becomes about probability. How likely something is to happen. Magick works on those levels. It influences the likelihood. With 100% repeatable accuracy. 

Just seen a couple of Symphony of Science YouTube videos that were fun and silly and made more sense than you'd think. The next thing on my to-do list in 2015 is to get my head around quantum physics, but maybe I'm more than halfway there already. 

J: Tell me about falling in love.

M: Ah Johnny. That depends what you want to know about falling in love. We shape our own realities, no?  Falling in love is like being swept away in an avalanche of optimism. It's impossible not to spread the love, to tell everyone the good news. They love it or hate it, depending on their relationship with you. I have loved people over the years, but I haven't been in love for maybe 16 years. That's almost half my life, and most of my adult life. 

The most important thing I have learned is that you should only fall in love with someone who will love you back on the same level. They don't show it, you don't go there. 

J: Is your lover a magician?

M: I think I'd describe him as more of an alchemist than a magician. Sure, he's worked some serious magic on me, but not in a dead chickens, scratched-out-hexagram kinda way. Just so much love. Maybe more of an atheist pagan. 

J: What’s a witch in love like?

M: Pretty damn passionate, it has to be said, Johnny Boy! Maybe obsessive, but that's partly why you have to only fall in love with someone who loves you back at the same rate. If you're both obsessing about each other, the obsession sort of normalises. Otherwise you're a crazy. Right? Tell me I'm right ...

J: You're right. No, really. And all this emotion bubbled up into verse, like a pot of witches brew. Lots of verse. Verse this way and that, unified and multiple verse. Puns aside, tell me about it – it’s a whole different flavor of writing for me. It seems more spontaneous and raw than the stuff I do.

M: I could give you a load of bullshit on it, Johnny, but the truth is that the words really do bubble up, out of my fingers, and I have to get them down or they become lost. There have been a few casualties on the way. And I edit them to death, so I'm relieved to hear you describe them as spontaneous and raw. I feel quite hopeful for them. 

J: Your book Self-Torture for Dummies is coming out soon. Why Self-Torture?

M: Self-torture because the book is a tale of love and magickal treachery. The poem that named the book is a description of a very dark time. Self-torture is to try to figure out the unknowable, because if you can work it out, you'll be reunited with your loved one.  You could call it a homage to life experience, if you like. I'm not very good at accepting bad situations. 

Self-Torture for Dummies attempts to explore all the moods and situations that can come from a dire circumstance of love. And it tells a story. 

J: Damn. Lost another spoon. in there.


M: Too many tentacles. They’ll grab anything you put in there.

J: True. Hand me that shoe.

M: Shoe?

J: To give it a little kick.

M: Did you just steal a joke from Willy Wonka?

J: Shhh 

M: But I want it NOW!

J: This cudgel should work to keep the tentacles down.

M: Was that a maw, a big toothy snapping maw?

J: I think so. It’s nearly done then. 

M: Am I supposed to kill it before I put it in my mouth? 

J: I'm hoping everything will have relaxed by then. What are your poetry inspirations?

M: Honestly, I haven't got so many. I love the clever and rhythmic wording of ol' Shakey, and the morbid weirdness of some Yeats, like The Second Coming. More modern poets, like Teresa Franklin-Joseph seem to make their poems really flow, but I don't think I've found a signature style as yet. The poems in Self-Torture are a variety of rhythmic, organic and story-telling pieces, and they're not too long, so everyone should find at least one they like.  

J: How will your Self Torture for Dummies be released? Do you have links and such?

M: It's coming out just before Imbolc, 28 January, 2015, all being well. Ebook initially, and paperback availability a few weeks later. I'm self-publishing for the first time, so it's an exciting adventure. 

Buy it on Smashwords right here

Soon to be available on Kobo and other massive book sites, but in the meantime, readers can catch me on Twitter, Facebook, and I have a little Smashwords interview just here too.

Oh, and I write a blog too! Moonlit Spirituality, for all things love, poetic, and magickal ramblings!

J: Well, I think it’s ready. It’s no longer moving on its own and it’s a smooth consistency. Should go well over rice. Go ahead and taste it.

M: I think the privilege lies with the chef. Back to you, Johnny!

J: Oh come on. You chicken?

M: Me? No. I’m in love. I’m fearless!




Funeral services for Maggie Moon will be held at Our Lady of the Stupid Dare Memorial Center with internment to follow on some dark foggy moor.



What He Said
He said he wasn't beholden.
He said he wouldn't be missed.
He said she didn't love him.
It was 10 years since they'd kissed.
He was so kind and humble
Impossible to resist
His mouth was hungry for my skin
My lips would ache to feel his kiss.
He said he wanted to leave her.
He said she wanted him gone.
But when he came to get away
She used evil means to cling on.
She said that she was powerful
A sorceress with ill intent
She said her might would kill me
At best I'd wish I was dead.
She frightened him with her anger
And how much she knew of we two
He cut me off without warning
Hung all of our love in limbo.
But still I wake in the night
And listen for his breathing
The gentle weight of his arm
And the length of his body leaning.

He said he'd never let me down
He said he'd always keep me safe
He said he'd love me forever
But it didn't turn out that way.

Thursday, January 22, 2015

FanX 2015 Panels

I will be participating in next week’s Salt Lake Comic Con FanX as a panelist, guest and fan. If you've never been to a convention like this, you're missing out. If you have, you'll want to go again. FanX is the perfect cure for the mid-mild-winter blues. Come on out and hook up with me and a few other notable people, like Matt Smith!

Here are the particulars:

Salt Lake Comic Con — Fan-X
Thursday - Saturday, January 29-31, 2015

Salt Palace Convention Center
100 West Temple,
Salt Lake City, UT


Johnny's Panels:

Thursday January 29th 6:30-7:20 p.m. (Ballroom B) 
— Bad Writing Advice
Friday January 30th 12:00-12:50 p.m. (Room 150G) 
— Remain as you were – The Hero and the Status Quo, the Villain as Progressive
Saturday January 31st 4:00-4:50 p.m. (Room 150G)
— Getting published: It Can Be Done!


To find out what else I'm up to, check out my Events page. Bookmark it. Visit if often. Light a candle if you feel like it. It's chill.


Thursday, January 15, 2015

Old Scratch and Owl Hoots!

I am a proud member of the Horror Writers Association. This year, thanks to my titles, BEATRYSEL, DR. STUART’S HEART and of course ELEANOR, THE UNSEEN, I graduated from Supporting Member to Associate Member. No one has shown me the secret handshake yet, but that’s okay. I’m still stoked. It’s cool.

But you know what’s even cooler? Having a local chapter!

That’s right. Utah, home of more horror than can fit in a mountain meadow, has a Horror Writers Association Chapter and I’m a member. I was one of the first. How’s that for snazzy?

But wait there’s more.

Why is he telling us all this? You might ask. Well, I might have to tell you. The Utah Chapter of the Horror Writers Association has sponsored a Utah Short Story Horror Anthology called OLD SCRATCH AND OWL HOOTS. Check it out!


I’m very proud to be associated with, and included in, this excellent collection of western horror. It bodes well for the future of horror writers in Utah. We are here and we are spooky. And now we are organized.

My story KEEP SWEET is a supernatural tale of polygamy and vengeance. What’s more Utah horror than that?

The official launch will be at the 33rd Annual Life the Universe and Everything Symposium in Provo Utah February 12-14 with a soft launch at Salt Lake Comic Con’s FanX convention later this month.

You can pick up your copy from Amazon if you don’t find one of us lurking around.